"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
One Tree Hill as a horror movie.
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET
that’s it. that’s the whole show
I look forward to the new fans discovering “Gilmore Girls” via Netflix, so we can finally all agree once and for all that Jess and Rory were the absolute damn best, and no one else came close, him in understanding her—and her in “getting” him— and that we all know deep in our hearts they are together now, reading in front of fireplaces and binge-watching movies on Netflix and taking their adorable snarky children to play dates where they are undoubtedly the smartest, hippest, cutest, most smart alec-y kids in the sandbox.
- hips: ngl
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
Pockets are precious gold!
pretty sure my bloodstream is 85% coffee